Subway Footlongs

Subway Footlongs are the most beautiful creatures on our planet. Don't try to deny it. You know.

Subway Footlongs have a delicious aroma. So darn delicious. Yum. I can smell it just by thinking about it. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, good. Maybe too good. Nah.

Apparently these can make someone mad. Who? Who is that someone? WHO IS THAT COWARD?!